To all newbies

**Norbydog** · 25th February 06, 10:37 AM

Hello, my name is Jason, and I'm a kiltaholic.

I used to think the entire kilt world was Sportkilt and way out-of-my-range kilts from foreign countries that I would/could never own.

Then, one day, there I was. Just browsing the web, and came across this site. Oh sure, they were nice at first, and made me feel cool and mature.

And without warning, one of them slipped me a tip about cheaper kilts.

Within months, I was feeling the uncontrollable need to buy kilts where ever I go. These leeches convinced me to wear kilts everywhere, and be proud of them.

Now, I can't stop shopping. Oh, I thought I could at any time, but I was wrong. I find myself not shopping for shirts and sweaters that go with khaki and jeans, but clothing that will compliment my kilts. They tell me about good products, and many offer used kiltwear with a astounding prices and a smile.

So, please kids, don't end up like me. Please send all kilts, in the 34" - 36" inch range, with a nice drop and preferably buckled closure to me. Save yourselves. It's not too late.