213 Things Skippy Can't do

**Shay** · 26th February 06, 04:01 PM

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Also, in the About me section, he says he made an edible kilt out of fruit roll-ups!

**Southern Breeze** · 26th February 06, 05:50 PM

Thats one of the funniests things I've seen in a while! Thanks!!

**UmAnOnion** · 26th February 06, 06:44 PM

personal favs (in no particular order) :
# 76, 57, 43, 135,24, 33 &34 (in combination),145, and 175

However i do take offence ta # 166 & #200 is just plain wrong!

**GMan** · 26th February 06, 06:49 PM

Tears are rolling down my cheecks! That is FUNNY

**KiltedKnight** · 26th February 06, 08:13 PM

Ah, this guy is either a real loser or hasn't been in long enough to know how to 'get over'. Let's hope that by now he will have learned something...

Chris

**646guy** · 26th February 06, 08:39 PM

For once I am TOTALLY speechless....this is abouy as odd the list my sister made in high school of unusual ways to castrate men....epilady was #1

**davedove** · 27th February 06, 07:34 AM

As a long time GI Joe fan, I really like #52:

52. Not allowed to yell “Take that Cobra” at the rifle range.

#152 reminds me of my reserve training:

152. The following items do not exist: Keys to the Drop Zone, A box of grid squares, blinker fluid, winter air for tires, canopy lights, or Chem-Light ® batteries.
Our training "mission" was to reestablish communications after they were disrupted on the east coast. What that meant was we had to lay cable along the freeway and hook up phones to each end (I was part of a cable and wire unit). One of our Lieutenants wanted to take one of the vehicles out and drive along the road to "check out the teams". Several of us were in the motor pool area (really a tent), including the First Sergeant. When the LT said he wanted to take out the truck, he was told by the 1st Sgt that he couldn't because the truck wasn't ready. When asked why, the 1st Sgt told him that the air in the tires had to be changed because they still had "winter air" and they wouldn't take the strain in summer conditions. The LT actually considered this for a couple of minutes before he got it.