Well, I thought wearing a kilt was supposed to be "the manly thing," so I just put on my new kilt and went out. It was only 15 degrees F (-10 C) with a gentle breeze that morning. So, in spite of the fact that my private parts were smaller than they've ever been, I was fine

Then this morning, when we were approaching 0 degrees F here in the Portland area, I wore my kilt to work for the first time. I did get a few strange looks--mostly from women--as I strolled across the campus!

Thanks to you guys who have offered assistance on getting me "published"!

Keep 'em warm,

Michael