Utilikilt Workman's a Hazard to Social Graces!!

[646guy]

Wow Glen, didn't even think of them mesh benches...

Can't not go to Paria Outpost, its run by a lovely old hippie/Rainbow Family couple (coming to your area this July 4th) who fix delicious BBQ and invite local musicians out to play. The place is in the middle of the beautiful Paria River Canyon...maybe I should bring a seatpad to put down first....

Ron

Or make sure the kilt doesn't have modesty snaps on them before going I haven't had that problem in my workmans but I'm going to be on the lookout for it now....

[Riverkilt]

Or hey, just occured to me. I can get the female half to match those snaps

and snap them over the back male halves of the modesty snaps.

Ron

[Brasilikilt]

I've had something very similar happen to me not from the kilt, but with one of those biker wallets attached to the belt by a chain.
I got up a little too fast and the chair followed right behind me.....without realizing it right away (beer) I took a step forward and swung my hips wildly from side to side trying to shake the chair off, while I was doing this I somehow (effects of alcohol playing a role here) tripped on one of the legs which resulted in nothing less than what appeared to be a drunken brawl between me and the chair...needless to say, my friends were quite amused at the sight of rolling on the ground in my kilt trying to win a losing battle with cheap patio furniture!

[cloves]

sorta in the same vein.....I saw some furniture take revenge on a punk kid just a few days ago!

Me and my girlfriends were at the food court of a local mall having a bite to eat. The chairs in question were metal cafe chairs that had this sorta metal woven texture.....Anyway, there was a group of kids who thought they were punk...causing a scene, being loud and foul mouthed. Turns out this one kid had a whole lot of spikes and studs on the back of his jacket.....and when security had finally had enough of their rowdiness and kicked them out...the kid with the spikey jacket totally had one of those chairs stuck to him.
Everyone in the food court who had been previously trying to ignore them got to have a laugh.
Not that it's cool to be laughed at in public....but those kids had it comin.

[Big Dave]

I've had something very similar happen to me not from the kilt, but with one of those biker wallets attached to the belt by a chain.
I got up a little too fast and the chair followed right behind me.....without realizing it right away (beer) I took a step forward and swung my hips wildly from side to side trying to shake the chair off, while I was doing this I somehow (effects of alcohol playing a role here) tripped on one of the legs which resulted in nothing less than what appeared to be a drunken brawl between me and the chair...needless to say, my friends were quite amused at the sight of rolling on the ground in my kilt trying to win a losing battle with cheap patio furniture!

That's funny , because this happens to me almost everyday. My kids think it's the funniest thing ever.