those will make it look like he is under attack by a swarm of rabid insects (Yes I know insects dont get rabies BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!)
Plus is a particularly strong gust comes along he coudl get whacked in a rather sensitive area rather harshly!!!
Two small safety pins - one each on the inner front center & back center with a long loop of thread tieing the two together, going between your legs should stop major fly ups without interfeering with the swing of the kilt too much.
Last edited by Steve Ashton; 22nd November 14 at 06:15 PM.
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ITS A KILT, G** D*** IT! WARNING: I RUN WITH SCISSORS
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Hmm it depends I guess...Will you be in a position where you can take one hand off of the banner in the case of an updraft...I say go with the Onion's idea...might be a little safer too
I think I'd just be grinning like that guy who looses his swimming trunks in the Enzyte commercial.
On the serious side, I've been in very windy conditions and in one case was able to use the modesty snaps on my Workman's Utilikilt to keep the kilt from flying up around my ears.
In the other case, Sherri stood close behind me to keep the Bear kilt down during a tour of the Basilica St. Francis of Assisi, Italy.
Apparently, it kind of floated up in the back without my notice, answering the age-old question for a couple of the older ladies on our tour. Although I have wonder why they chose that day to be behind us when they were usually in front of us on the other tours.
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