I feel dirty

[CameronTaylor]

Help, I'm seeing three of them ... !
Darned aliens. :confused:


CT - way different bar

[UmAnOnion]

Apparently I do as well...as for not being taken seriously...well...I haven't had that one come up yet...I think it's because with the shaved head I look more like a punk skinhead than anything else....

646, i hate to tell you this but.....

Just be sure to take backup with you next time Norby - some single freinds who will step in to protect your dignity, and surrender thier own!

[GMan]

The magnetic appeal of the Kilt.

[michael steinrok]

My only question is if that's a good bar, what are the bad ones like?

[Norbydog]

If I went to a "bad bar" I would be lucky to walk out with my nuts and berries still attatched.

[Colin]

646, i hate to tell you this but.....

Just be sure to take backup with you next time Norby - some single freinds who will step in to protect your dignity, and surrender thier own!

I'm willing to bet those single friends will be ordering kilts pretty damn soon after seeing the response the married guy gets.

Ah, this is the problem of kilt wearing, when the lasses flash themselves at me I just close my eyes and think of Scotland

You're killing me Graham! When I get flashed I usually say thank you and hope my wife is still awake when I get home

We had an entire hen party flash Andrew and Vic at Kilts Night once.

[Retro Red]

I can relate, Norbydog!

One time at a wedding reception I was DJing, this one lady, in particular, was REALLY wanting to know what was under my kilt. I gave her a couple of the witty replies I'd learned from RealMenWearKilts.net & went on entertaining the guests thinking that would be the end of it - not hardly! A little later I'm out on the dancefloor leading a group dance & suddenly there's a flash of light from underneath me. I look down & here's this adult woman on the floor pointing a camera up my kilt! To say I was surprised would be an understatement! I doubt if the photo turned out very good, though, due to "over-exposure"!

Another incident occured after our acoustic trio had performed at this local deli & wine bar. A middle-aged woman (with her male companion) had heard me sing "The Scotman," & she wanted to know if, as in a line from the song, I too had on "nothing more than God had graced me with upon my birth." Being the truthful type, I admited that, aye, it was true. She didn't believe me & asked if she could check for herself. Now, since this was about 4:30 in the afternoon, outside in a public place with her male companion standing by her side, I figured, yeah, right, she's not really going to do this, so I say, "Suit yourself." Well, next thing you know, she slides her hand up the side of my left thigh to hip level & gets this smile on her face. Thankfully, that's as far as she went, but pretty amazing the allure & mystique a kilt has over some women!

[Shay]

When I get flashed I usually say thank you and hope my wife is still awake when I get home

Awww... that's sweet. I'm sooo stealing that for the next time someone hits on me when I'm out and about.

[Colin]

Awww... that's sweet. I'm sooo stealing that for the next time someone hits on me when I'm out and about.

I might be a pig and have an appreciation of the fairer sex, but I am a loyal pig. So while my eyes like to wonder (she laughs at me all the time about it), my vows never will.

[Shay]

I might be a pig and have an appreciation of the fairer sex, but I am a loyal pig. So while my eyes like to wonder (she laughs at me all the time about it), my vows never will.

What, exactly, are your eyes wondering about?

(Seriously- you may have guessed I'm a bit of a flirt myself. So is my husband- and we practice lightheartedly on our friends all the time.)