All the poor guy needs to do is reclaim his rightful place as head of the household. He should give her a big slap across the face, and a stern lecture: "B****! I wear the pants in this family! The skirts too! Now get your naked @$$ back in the kitchen!" Because, as we all know, while the modern woman claims to want a "sensitive new age guy," in reality, nothing could be farther from the truth.

All kidding aside, it's not usually wise to stick your nose into other people's business.

A story I heard once was about firefighters trying to keep civilians away from an extremely dangerous situation. Leave fires, bombs, and marriages to the pros.