I feel dirty

[Kilted KT]

Speaking of which... anyone ever gotten a lap dance whilst kilted? Wonder if the strippers mind....

Ahh..the perfect location to be kilted. At the nudie bar.

Last october a co-worker was getting married, so a few of us went to the finest adult establishment in town. Here they wear bottoms ( can't call them much more than dental floss) and there is no touching allowed.

Now to the fun part.

the first three of us to arrive ( the groom-to-be, another co-worker and myself) walked into the establishment. We had made it no further than three steps in, and a few of the "employees" approached with the expected barrage of kilt questions.

two or three rather thorough kilt checks later, we sat down. Before we could even order a beer, I was apporached by one of the more talented entertainers and was asked if she could give me a lapdance..FREE. Being an honorable scotsman, I couldn't refuse the lass's request. She found the entire concept of giving a lapdance to a man in a kilt completely amazing. I will have to say it was the more enthusiastic performances I had experienced in such an establishment in a great many years.

Over the next few hours, a whole lot more of the above went on...and the rest of my groups benifited as well with several bouts of free "entertainment". Couldn't talk them out of free drinks, though. Have to work on that next time.

As we left, we took a rough count of how much we spent as a group, and how much we should have spent. We figured that we spent less than 1/3rd the total actual cost of the evening.

The one thing that really threw me was when a pair of "employees" asked me to give them a lapdance! Being completely shocked ( and regimental ) I declined, as I couldn't come up with a way to accomidate their request without breaking a great many of the indecent exposure laws of this state!


suffice it to say that fun was had by all.

the only difficult part was figuring out what to do with the sporran for a lapdance. The shapely young woman said it best, "That might get in the way"...

...and yes, it was removed instantly.

[UmAnOnion]

KT

Loved your story until you got to this part...

the only difficult part was figuring out what to do with the sporran for a laptdance. The shapely young woman said it best, "That might get in the way"...

...and yes, it was removed instantly.

and then was stuck with the image of a poor young lady trying to do her 'business' while a stubborn kilter had one of these



covering the area of her attention.

what a lovely way to start the day...

[Kilted KT]

KT

Loved your story until you got to this part...



and then was stuck with the image of a poor young lady trying to do her 'business' while a stubborn kilter had one of these



covering the area of her attention.

what a lovely way to start the day...

hmm... hope it's claws have been trimmed!