WHY I AM CROOKED:

1. My house, where the pic was taken, is falling off the foundation.

2. We were having an earthquake (I know, I live in Nebraska, but I'm trying)

3. I do not have a kilt pin on, and that throws everything all jabberwocky.



I rarely wear a shirt tucked in, so I did not spend the extra for a wider kilt belt. I will wear it higher, though, from now on.