Gillis-

och aye ai'll hep ya lad...

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a "glaikit dafty" is a pairson what weers a kilt back tae front....

a "skinnymalinkie" shuidnay weer a kilt cause theys wee pins mak em luik like a haggi oan twa steeks...

a "skelp" is whit ya dae tae a glaikit dafty's lugs iffin ya see him weerin his kilt back tae front...

an "steamin pish'd" or "blootered" is whit yu'll be if ya drink whisky a' nicht in yur kilt an a'


hope tha heps sort ya oot, wee lad....

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