SeaKilly-

och noo, wheer tae start....

"stotter" iz whit ya dae when yoir blootered fraime drinkin whisky in yur kilt....

"forfochen" iz whit yu'll bae fraim daen the 'Streep the Weelow' at the ceilidh in yur kilt....

"shoogle" iz whit ya dae if yur kilt is ridin oop oan yur wiast ... that'll fair set'le it doon an a'....

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