I wuz in Las Vegas a couple years back.... gainin' tae a resturant...

the bawheided security gaird say "Hey there, what is that in yurrr sock"

"a sgain dubh" say ai, "it's jus fur show, see the blaide is plastic"...

an I shaw it tae him with the plastic sheath on...

"ok" says he.... :rolleyes:

we had a guid dinner.....