They will eat your kilt.......

**Kilted KT** · 26th March 06, 09:28 PM

simple cure.

drop a MOAB on the house. If there are any alive after that, let them keep the place. Get a new house just off the moors in Scotland.

if that doesn't work, call Ghostbusters.

**Panache** · 26th March 06, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

I'm sorry, I've been trying to resist this all day but my will power has left me... I know, this is a realy groaner...

I didn't know cedar tree's had balls?!?!?!

I know that was a really bad one. Just be thankful I didn't repeat any one of the horrid "moth balls" jokes.

Groooooooooaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!

**michael steinrok** · 27th March 06, 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

I'm sorry, I've been trying to resist this all day but my will power has left me... I know, this is a realy groaner...

I didn't know cedar tree's had balls?!?!?!

I know that was a really bad one. Just be thankful I didn't repeat any one of the horrid "moth balls" jokes.

we're vey thankful

**Southern Breeze** · 27th March 06, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

I'm sorry, I've been trying to resist this all day but my will power has left me... I know, this is a realy groaner...

I didn't know cedar tree's had balls?!?!?!

I know that was a really bad one. Just be thankful I didn't repeat any one of the horrid "moth balls" jokes.

Ah, they do indeed! Trust me, not only am I a Landscape Designer but a Certified Arborist as well.

http://www.homestead.org/TreeoftheMo...OfTheMonth.htm

**UmAnOnion** · 27th March 06, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Southern Breeze

Ah, they do indeed! Trust me, not only am I a Landscape Designer but a Certified Arborist as well.

http://www.homestead.org/TreeoftheMo...OfTheMonth.htm

ahh, but do you play one on TV????

**Southern Breeze** · 27th March 06, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

ahh, but do you play one on TV????

Sorry, no T.V apperances. My jobs difficult enough without the added burden of being followed around by a horde of female admirers.

We now return to the original thread.

**KiltedKnight** · 29th March 06, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by GlassMan

I'm sorry, I've been trying to resist this all day but my will power has left me... I know, this is a realy groaner...

I didn't know cedar tree's had balls?!?!?!

I know that was a really bad one. Just be thankful I didn't repeat any one of the horrid "moth balls" jokes.

My friend, on the day that I first really screwed up and said the wrong thing to my wife I discovered that the sweet, 5'2" soft beauty that I married had a set of brass ones that weighed 10 pounds apiece. I never doubted that anything else might have a pair in reserve. I can live with cedar balls.

Chris.

**Sherry** · 29th March 06, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedKnight

My friend, on the day that I first really screwed up and said the wrong thing to my wife I discovered that the sweet, 5'2" soft beauty that I married had a set of brass ones that weighed 10 pounds apiece. I never doubted that anything else might have a pair in reserve. I can live with cedar balls.

Chris.

**Mattg** · 29th March 06, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedKnight

My friend, on the day that I first really screwed up and said the wrong thing to my wife I discovered that the sweet, 5'2" soft beauty that I married had a set of brass ones that weighed 10 pounds apiece. I never doubted that anything else might have a pair in reserve. I can live with cedar balls.

Chris.

Ooooooh boy