What are these things doing to me?

[davedove]

I'm still new at this but never noticed how many striped shirts I had in the closet.

I noticed the same thing. Because all of my trousers are solid colors, I nearly always wear a shirt with some kind of pattern.

That just doesn't work with a tartan kilt. So, in addition to all the kilt accessories I have to buy, shirts are now included on the list.