The people we are concerned about here, PETA, and the like are always going to find something to get upset about. Of course wearing seal skin, fur, leather, and any other animal hide will draw their attention, whether it be a sporran or a pair of shoes. The thing is, these type of cruisaders are always unhappy about something, so why bother trying to please them. You lay a golden egg, and they'll complain it dented the floor when it fell out you _ _ _.

Anyway, wearing a kilt gets you noticed, so if your around them, and your wearing anything they could attack, they probably will.

As a rule; for every pint of red paint splashed on you, withdraw double the amount of blood from them. Or, just make them cry.