At Risk?

[davedove]

There's got to be one good way to find out.

Next time PETA is in town, I'll go down there wearing my wool kilt, zebra leather shoes, baby seal sporran with wolf mask, ivory handled sgian dubh, polar bear claw necklace, panda fur hat, buckskin shirt, and of course, my lucky rabbit's foot.

And don't forget to have plenty of feathers sticking out of the hat for decoration.