Can you relate?

[Canuck]

With all due respect to our female members on this board, and given I live in a household of 3 teenage daughters and a wife and 2 female dogs. I do ride a motorcycle... I did get a chuckle out of this......

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

[Kilted KT]

I got the same answer when I asked for an elevator that went to the moon...

[Southern Breeze]

Not bad.

[Prester John]

That's a joke?

Sounds like the lives of one of our saints, to me.

[MacHummel]

Robert
That was a good one my wife is officially 1 month away from giving birth and I'm really starting to see some emotional changes so that joke hit the nail on the head right now.
Prester John easter is coming if I don't hear from you by then, christos anasty.

[GMan]

Even living by myself, that is how shall I put it, hilarious!

[Canuck]

Robert
That was a good one my wife is officially 1 month away from giving birth and I'm really starting to see some emotional changes so that joke hit the nail on the head right now.
Prester John easter is coming if I don't hear from you by then, christos anasty.

Ah let the fun begin...MacHummel.
I remeber the births of our children well...It was truely an awsome time. The last one we had at home. When Bronwyn was born we woke up the other two Thea and Morgan and we celebrated that evening with Birthday cake and a libation. In fact we were discussing Bronwyns birth with someone to day.... Enjoy it...It's even better than making that perfect kilt....Just be careful of your wife duing the birthing process...don't get too close to her or you may find that left hook will land or get a good kick to the midrif....never mind the names she's going to call you.....So you have a month to train your reflexes ha ha ha ha ha ha ah.....
Cheers
Robert

[GlassMan]

With all due respect to our female members on this board, and given I live in a household of 3 teenage daughters and a wife and 2 female dogs. I do ride a motorcycle... I did get a chuckle out of this......

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you
one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over
anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she is thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what
she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

After reading the request I was half-expecting God to change the biker into a lady. As far as I'm concerned that's the only way any man will ever understand a woman. And I don't mean a simple surgical sex-change. I mean God actually changing the very being of a man into that of a woman. Those things are mysterious and dangerous beasts that must be approached with caution!

[Kilted KT]

I mean God actually changing the very being of a man into that of a woman. Those things are mysterious and dangerous beasts that must be approached with caution!

if you want to win any war, get a regiment of female soldiers and tell them the enemy said they look fat in their fatigues. Won't last more than a few minutes.

dangerous is an understatement...

[GlassMan]

I've often said that the most feared Army in the world would be one made up entirely of women on PMS.