Ok, I admit it... I skipped page 6.

Anyway, I thought I'd take my turn.

I work as a nuclear reactor operator on board a United States submarine, the USS Santa Fe.

Needless to say, I don't go to work kilted. Not only would that violate the strict uniform code (so strict in fact that there are uniforms we can wear at work... but not in public), it wouldn't be very safe. Not to mention that I have to climb vertical ladders to get on and off the ship.

Haven't tried my hand at wearing one to any sort of "command function," as I usually avoid those.