Questions from the NON-KILTED

[Frank McGrath]

Usually When I wear my kilt, someone asks where are my bagpipes.

To this I answer " I am the designated drinker. Some one has to listen and be able to toast the band". It stops them dead in their tracks every time.

Frank McGrath
County Carroll, Md

[Bob C]

That's not bad. Not bad at all.

[Prester John]

Usually When I wear my kilt, someone asks where are my bagpipes.

To this I answer " I am the designated drinker. Some one has to listen and be able to toast the band". It stops them dead in their tracks every time.

Frank McGrath
County Carroll, Md

haha, now that is a good response!

[haukehaien]

I generally say, "At home" ... but that's a great answer.

[sorcererdale]

The one I like is, "Under my kilt!"

DALE.

[Kilted KT]

like dale, I usually reply "under my kilt".

Sometimes I entertain those asking with a fantastic story about how I was playing my pipes at a wedding. The bride was upset at me for upstaging her with my full Prince Charlie dress, and she broke the drones over my head. That one always gets a laugh or two, after which I have to explain what a drone is.

[Livingston]

LOL...I'll have to remember that one....and drag out the flask at the same time

[Riverkilt]

Aye,

"Under me kilt laddie" said with a smile and helpful tone usually leaves them speechless but laughing.

Ron

[GatorUK]

The old "I don't have bagpipes, Jethro..where's your banjo?" Is one of my favorites.

[Kilted KT]

The old "I don't have bagpipes, Jethro..where's your banjo?" Is one of my favorites.

I'll need to use that...fits perfectly around here!