Questions from the NON-KILTED

**auld argonian** · 11th April 06, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by arrogcow

Minor hijack,

I won a banjo this week in a charity raffle. Anyone know where I can get a tartan strap?

Adam

No...but you have my deepest sympathy.

Best

AA

Famous musical lines that you'll never hear: "That's the banjo player's Porsche."

**philbo** · 11th April 06, 10:53 PM

Sometimes I get the question "Do you play the bagpipes?" So far, the only snappy answer I've used is "No, but I play the radio real loud." Are there any other good responses for this question?

**ronstew** · 11th April 06, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by arrogcow

I won a banjo this week in a charity raffle. Anyone know where I can get a tartan strap?

If you are in no hurry, I expect to have a little xmarks tartan left over later in the year.

Is it a good banjo?

(Banjos, like pipes, can be an acquired taste. I like both.)

**Livingston** · 12th April 06, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by philbo

Sometimes I get the question "Do you play the bagpipes?" So far, the only snappy answer I've used is "No, but I play the radio real loud." Are there any other good responses for this question?

"Nowhere near as well as my CD player does"

**Wompet** · 12th April 06, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by philbo

Sometimes I get the question "Do you play the bagpipes?" So far, the only snappy answer I've used is "No, but I play the radio real loud." Are there any other good responses for this question?

"I wouldn't call what I do 'playing'."
"No, I don't have my license yet." - That just confuses them.

**way2fractious** · 12th April 06, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by arrogcow

...I won a banjo this week in a charity raffle. Anyone know where I can get a tartan strap?

:rolleyes: Just use a regular sporran strap... (My, what an odd-looking sporran you have there!)

**GlassMan** · 12th April 06, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by way2fractious

:rolleyes: Just use a regular sporran strap... (My, what an odd-looking sporran you have there!)

If you wear it that way, just watch out for others who try to play it!

**michael steinrok** · 12th April 06, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by Frank McGrath

Usually When I wear my kilt, someone asks where are my bagpipes.

To this I answer " I am the designated drinker. Some one has to listen and be able to toast the band". It stops them dead in their tracks every time.

Frank McGrath
County Carroll, Md

It took me a couple of seconds and then it hit me. :confused: Usually I'm not that slow. And, befor any of you guys print it,I'm usually slower