Modern Kilt Book?

[Kilted KT]

I was thinking of writing a book based on the experiences of a modern kilt wearer. All the goofy a$#ed stuff that people say and do when they are exposed to the modern kilt wearer.

simple...just have your ghost writer follow you, about 10 paces back, for a month. Should be able to outdo War and Peace.

if, that is, you can keep him from cracking up everytime he hears something!