To all kiltmakers and suppliers, an offer.

[Norbydog]

I hearby offer my services......

Any kiltmaker, or supplier, who sends me a kilt and a T-shirt (from their business), I solemnly swear to wear the kilt and shirt in unison, to the numerous events I will attend this summer. The gatherings include Major League baseball games (15+), Highland Games, concerts (including Ozzfest in Kansas City), and many other events. This is limited to events that have more than 1,000 people in attendance, and if business cards are sent as well, I will distribute them. I will wear the outfit with dignity, class, and maturity. I will send photos as proof. My fee will merely be that I keep the kilt and shirt.

My body will be your billboard. I will start the day I recieve the items, and will continue until Labor Day, 2006.

Now, how's that for an offer?

[Kilted KT]

That is a hell of an offer...I'd do the same here in tulsa, although I'm not sure how big the market is here.

[Norbydog]

It would be a great way to promote any kilt business. Plus, since I live in the conservative middle US, I get A LOT of attention when I wear my kilts. Many people ask me where I get them, and also told me they would love to wear one. It would compelling to say, "I am sponsored by __________, and I endorse their product".

I am certain that any kilt business would get a great return on their investment.

[Bob C]

I hearby offer my services......

Any kiltmaker, or supplier, who sends me a kilt and a T-shirt (from their business), I solemnly swear to wear the kilt and shirt in unison, to the numerous events I will attend this summer. The gatherings include Major League baseball games (15+), Highland Games, concerts (including Ozzfest in Kansas City), and many other events. This is limited to events that have more than 1,000 people in attendance, and if business cards are sent as well, I will distribute them. I will wear the outfit with dignity, class, and maturity. I will send photos as proof. My fee will merely be that I keep the kilt and shirt.

My body will be your billboard. I will start the day I recieve the items, and will continue until Labor Day, 2006.

Now, how's that for an offer?

Yeah, right. Like anybody's going to see it at Royals games.

[ckelly327]

Yeah, right. Like anybody's going to see it at Royals games.

He just needs to do it at away games. Yankee Stadium was packed this week to watch the Royals embarrass themselves.

[Scotty-x]

I would think anyone would do this. Count me in also!

[UmAnOnion]

Hey Norby, send me your measurements.... i have some fabulous hot pink pleather that i have been DIEING to make a kilt out of and a fantastic purple t-shirt that will look MARVELOUS along with it !!!

[mddock58]

Now that's a billboard!

But what does it say?

[Aggie]

Start straight away Onion. I feel a pic coming our way.

[Mattg]

Out of morbid curiousity I've gotta see that