Skills/Crafts

[Kilted KT]

hmm...

thermal dynamics ( hot air does rise, and will take anything it can with it!)
Inter-species relations (yes, there are some people who just might be from another planet)
Stand-up philosophy - Ever meet a kiltie who didn't have some crazy story to tell over a pint?
Leather work
improvisational needlework carpet needles are not just for carpets anymore
Substitute MC - a kilt, a pint and a microphone are not to be used together in public.

Lately I've been working on my skills as a semi-professional wingman. It seems that no matter how shy a guy is, put him in a kilt and he is an instant hit, and my single drinking buddies can sometimes use the help.

[Colin]

I can empty a pint of Guinness and than order another....

I can tell the difference between single malt and blends and I can tell the region of the whisky (most of the time).

I have learnt how to sit like a lady.......not sure why I sweep my jeans and shorts now though

I have learnt to show of the wedding ring so that I don't have to turn down all these women everytime they approach

I have learnt that kilted men are often the most enjoyable to shoot the breeze with.

Now to go about learning an instrument and to improve my sewing.