Log on to XMarks, pour dram of single malt. Drool over the latest pics.
Pour second dram, search for tartan you want your next kilt to be
Pour third dram try to decide where to order next kilt from
Pour fourth dram and try to decide if yuo want a kilt from chosen supplier because they do not have the tartan you want, check their clearance specials and realize you really don't know what you want
Pour fifth dram and pick out accessories, one can never have enough accessories, just ask Hamish
Pour sixth dram, and decide to order a daywear jacket as well
Pour seventh dram finally you have everything picked out
Pour eighth dram and check financial status
Pour ninth dram and shed tears that finances are not available

Next day start all over.

Rob