Urinals???

[sorcererdale]

I like the look though on peoples faces when they walk in and first see a "skirt" and then they look up and see a guys face or back of his head, then they look down at the "skirt" again and once more back up, then quickly turn their head like they never noticed!

I probably should not say this, but will any way, just don't visualize it too hard. When I am at a urinal or at home standing by the toilet, and I lift up my Mocker or Survival at the front, and for me it seems to spread out to the sides as I first lift the left apron side and then the next layer, and it reminds me of that big lizard (comodo dragon I think) that puffs up its face sides to scare away its predators. I always think of that.

DALE.

[Schultz]

I always use the urinal as if I had pants on. I just walk up, lift, do my business, drop, then wash hands. The only difference for me is that, if wearing pants is "...drop zipper, do my business, lift zipper..."

[Kilted KT]

I like the look though on peoples faces when they walk in and first see a "skirt" and then they look up and see a guys face or back of his head, then they look down at the "skirt" again and once more back up, then quickly turn their head like they never noticed!

I probably should not say this, but will any way, just don't visualize it too hard. When I am at a urinal or at home standing by the toilet, and I lift up my Mocker or Survival at the front, and for me it seems to spread out to the sides as I first lift the left apron side and then the next layer, and it reminds me of that big lizard (comodo dragon I think) that puffs up its face sides to scare away its predators. I always think of that.

DALE.

sooo wrong. good thing kilts have no zippers to get anything stuck in.

I will agree that a kilt seems to scare away just about any would-be predators. Ever notice when you are talking to a woman, would-be competition disappears?

[Southern Breeze]

Since we're on the subject, here's one of the articles that may be helpful:
http://www.xmarksthescot.com/articles_id.php?id=3

[cessna152towser]

I always use a stall. The old waterworks can take a minute or so to start flowing and I'd be nervous that the kilt would attract the unwanted attention of a homosexual who would then take encouragement by the length of time I was standing at the urinal.

[switchblade5984]

lol thats funny ^ no harm intended


usually stall if available

[Zardoz]

I had some fun with that over the weekend. I was at the pub to see a band, I'm a regular, but generally the only person kilted in the place, so you get the picture... I've only ever had positive interaction with other patrons, so I'm pretty well at ease around there.

So... I was in line outside the loo, styling in my SW Nightstalker, grey polo shirt and hose, black belt and Buzz Kidder sporran, and the fellow behind me says in a Scot accent; "So..Kilt huh?"

Never at loss for words, I say;"Yep"

Him; "In Scotland, we only wear them for special events and all"

Me; "I used to just do that, but they're so great, now I wear them most of the time."

Him; "Pretty comfortable huh"

Me; "You bet!"

Then it's my turn to go in the bathroom, it's got two stalls and a single urinal. Now I prefer a stall, But only the urinal is open, so I step up pull the sporran and apron aside and do my thing. Now a small roomfull of 5 -6 guys is looking at me from behind, (in reference to another thread; I don't think anyone mistook me for a 200 pound bald woman) and I hear "Is that guy wearin' a Kilt?" and the Scot guy says "Yeah mate, that's a kilt", and a third fellow; "That Kilt is bad-***!" (one vote for the Nightstalker)

When I straighten up and turn around , one of them asks, "That thing hasn't got a zipper, how do you go?"

I just said "Pretty easy" and hit the door! :rolleyes:

[UmAnOnion]

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I probably should not say this, but will any way, just don't visualize it too hard. When I am at a urinal or at home standing by the toilet, and I lift up my Mocker or Survival at the front, and for me it seems to spread out to the sides as I first lift the left apron side and then the next layer, and it reminds me of that big lizard (comodo dragon I think) that puffs up its face sides to scare away its predators. I always think of that.

DALE.

I will NEVER be able to watch Juraissic Park in teh same way ever again....