Lord of the Hissy Fit, be still my beating heart!

[Sherry]

I'm so glad I've never been a fan of bodice rippers.


I always liked the covers depicting a shirtless Scot (tanned, too--must have vacationed in Spain) with a pinned fly plaid. Now there's a real man--he can pin the fly straight to his flesh!

[GlassMan]

I'm so glad I've never been a fan of bodice rippers.


I always liked the covers depicting a shirtless Scot (tanned, too--must have vacationed in Spain) with a pinned fly plaid. Now there's a real man--he can pin the fly straight to his flesh!

If the broach is low enough it may not be a broach, but actually the world's largest nipple piercing with a fly plaid threaded through it.

[UmAnOnion]

If the broach is low enough it may not be a broach, but actually the world's largest nipple piercing with a fly plaid threaded through it.

Janet Jackson eat your heart out!!

[Kilted KT]

If the broach is low enough it may not be a broach, but actually the world's largest nipple piercing with a fly plaid threaded through it.

something about that just doesn't sound right.

[GlassMan]

something about that just doesn't sound right.

For my personal taste, there's never anything right about a nipple piercing.