I don't drink any more so I don't have that as an excuse. So what I do now is unscrew the light bulb in the closet and take out whatever I touch first. No light ,no worries.
Or if your really concerned about what other people think why are you wearing a kilt?
Final solution/comment. develope relationship with metrosexual and have him tell you what goes with what
Hope this helps.........man i gotta start drinkin agin