Riverkilt wrote:
Have had stuff stolen off my porch before when abandoned there by the carrier...but not kilts. Would be fun to watch the theives open a package of kilts...
There is a wonderful scene playing out in my mind of some young men stealing your package and opening it up to discover....
1st Thief: Dude it's a skirt!
2nd Thief: Is there any thing else?
1st Thief: An invoice! Dude this skirt is worth $400!
2nd Thief: Cool let's sell it.
1st Thief: Are you stupid! Who is gonna buy a $400 skirt made for a dude!
2nd Thief: Well...he did!
1st Thief: Great. We can sell it to the dude we stole it from.
2nd Thief: We could keep it maybe...it's expensive...
1st Thief: Dude you gonna $!@#^&*! wear a skirt!
2nd Thief: I've always been partial to plaid...err..I mean no.
1st Thief: Let's just put it back on the porch and pretend this never happened
1st and 2nd Thief: DUDE!!!!
Cheers
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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