Kilts and visiting churches in Europe

[Caradoc]

Any suggestions on how to handle a frantic docent who is trying to shoo me out because of my "skirt"?

Matthew 6:28-29

28 Why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow. They don't toil, neither do they spin,

29 yet I tell you that even Solomon in all his glory was not dressed like one of these.