OK Mike I understand, I feel quite strongly about this subject, everone on this board speaks English, what the point of typing in a regional dialect?, if I went on a forum about native american dress and started typing in the style of Jay Silverheels, Id expect to be censured. If the mods are happy for this to continue the so be it , they do say that imitation is the sincerest form of flatterty. Its nothing personall to anyone on the board, and I dont want people to think Im trying to spoil anyones fun, but I just think its silly. It would be entertaining (for the wrong reasons of course) in a pub in Glasgow for example.