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21st June 06, 11:59 AM
#1
 I Love My Job
I Love My Job
I LOVE MY JOB
I love my job,
I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software:
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.
I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job---I'll say it again---
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today.
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!
Author Unknown
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21st June 06, 12:00 PM
#2
 Originally Posted by Southern Breeze
I Love My Job
I LOVE MY JOB
I love my job,
I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my office and its location.
I hate to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.
I love my computer and its software:
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.
I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work. I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job---I'll say it again---
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today.
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!!
Author Unknown
I think ya might need a wee dram or two...something to set your head straight.
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21st June 06, 12:02 PM
#3
Methinks SB is cracking under the strain of re-wiring his house, the Georgia heat, and the number of posts he has to wade through now that he is back on-line!
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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21st June 06, 12:05 PM
#4
Gentlemen, read the last 3 lines again! 
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21st June 06, 04:48 PM
#5
All I have to say is "ME TOO!"
they're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho, to the funny farm..... 
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21st June 06, 04:53 PM
#6
Originally Posted by Livingston
All I have to say is "ME TOO!"
they're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho, to the funny farm.....
...Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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21st June 06, 05:11 PM
#7
For me it's "I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go!!"
At least that's what it was when I had a job..:rolleyes:
[B]Paul Murray[/B]
Kilted in Detroit! Now that's tough.... LOL
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21st June 06, 05:58 PM
#8
Do we ALL belong in the funny farm?
(I think I may!  )
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