I had a kilt that needed just a little hemming and since it was of the economy variety I brought it to my local tailor. A nice couple run it and I believe they are both from Greece (look and accent, best guess.) I call on thursday to see if my kilt is ready and get the Mrs. who is not as fluent in English as her husband.
Conversation:
Me: I was calling to see if my kilt was ready.
Her: What?
Me: I was calling to see if my kilt was ready.
Her: You have a Quilt? For dry cleaning?
Me: No, a KILT. It's a men's garment with pleats in the back. You were to hem it.
Her: What type of quilt was it? We have many.
Me: No, It's a KILT. (then I heard myself say the dirty words) It's a men's garment but looks like a skirt with nice pleats in the back.
Her: I'm sorry I still don't know.
Me: It's similar to a ladie's skirt but made for men.
Her: Ooohhh, yes, the man's skirt, why didn't you just say that from the start. Its' ready, you can pick it up anytime.
Me: Thank you.
They're really nice people and do very nice work. You'd have to do an upclose to really see any work had been done. That and they only charge me $1 per foot for hemming (Hand sewn) so I can get away with less than $30 for hemming on any Kilt I need help with. (My length tends to lean more towards 21-22" than the standard 24" I can get from someplace like SWK so I need hemming on my off the racks.)
Hopefully soon, with a little more weight loss, I can see if she can take one in for me.
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