Delicate regimental question

[Eric T]

Maybe there's a form of the Picard maneuver that will make a kilt appear to be in two places at once, so the "crew" isn't exposed to the frigid expanse of space, and no kling-ons are encountered at planet Leatherchair.

The risk of exposure is certainly part of the allure of regimentality, amping up the s*xxiness of kilt wearing. We all know what the carpet beetles can see but won't tell. Cold Encounters of the Third kind may just be the price we have to pay for being nekked in public while fully clothed.

Yet do be considerate of others, who wouldn't want to sit on your "finger prints", however impressive they may be. Would you want to "carelessly" sit in a kilt where another man had "carelessly" sat in a kilt? Hmmm...

[Rex_Tremende]

Um...

I'm pretty sure that those vodka tonics have worn off by now, but this thread seems to be taking a strange turn. Howzabout we wrap this one up?

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Right-ee-oh.
And thanks.
R.