You know when you are getting old when...

[GlassMan]

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

I wish I looked like my driver's license photo! In Virginia they keep your photo on file as a digital image. And for some reason they let you keep the same photo on your license for ages so I look like a young kid on my driver's license.

It is so bad that at a liquor store the clerk made a joke that normally the person looks like a child but the license claims their older. For me, I looked old but my license made me seem young. Needless to say I was not amused.

[Kilted KT]

when the hot new girl at work was born 10 years after you....and is a college grad..

[Jerry]

You know you are getting old when you can't remember what you did last week, but you have vivid memories of something that happened when you were 12 years old.

You know you are getting old when you can't remember if you forgot something.

[timber]

when the hot new girl at work was born 10 years after you....and is a college grad..

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

[davedove]

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

Or even worse, you are significantly older than either of her parents.

Or when the question is not "Are you single?", but becomes "Is your mom single?"

[pbpersson]

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your daughter

They are ALL young enough to be my daughters!

The oldest one is ONLY 16 years younger than me and I'm wondering....is that robbing the cradle? She's SO hot looking.... :confused:

[Cawdorian]

Just wait until the hot new girl at work is young enough to be your granddaughter.