Quote Originally Posted by Panache
I tip my hat to you!
Right back at ya...though your ending is far better:

"I'm too kilted for this song".

I can almost hear these very words coming from Ham as he abruptly stops dancing, quickly turns from the camera and swishes his kilt in feigned contempt for the trousered masses. Fade to black, and on to a McVities commercial...

BRILLIANT!!