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    That is great! Every father who has a daughter, should pass that flier to the prospective date for your daughters!

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    Brilliant-Gave me a good laugh

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    I like the "If you make her cry, I will make you cry" part.
    That pretty well sums up how I feel about my daughter.

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    Thank You for posting that, as a new father my daughter has just reached 3 months and I need all "RULES" I can get my hands on for the future. Alsop when it comes time for her to date I have a carbon spring steel battle ready basket hilt broad sword I just show him how sharp the blade as I slice watermelons reminding him of his expected behavour.
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    I have no kids yet. But, my sister is about ready to pop out two. Yes TWO, not one, but TWO baby girls. I put the fear of something or other in more than one of my sister's boyfriends over the years. She already knows what to expect for these two in the coming years.

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    When my daughter was much younger I searched the net for child rearing tips. That was funny, but you really need to googlize "Application for Permission to Date My Daughter".

    A friend of mine used to post range targets on the fridge. One fellow dating his daughter complimented him on his accuracy. The fellow was informed it was his daughters target.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy
    When my daughter was much younger I searched the net for child rearing tips. That was funny, but you really need to googlize "Application for Permission to Date My Daughter".

    A friend of mine used to post range targets on the fridge. One fellow dating his daughter complimented him on his accuracy. The fellow was informed it was his daughters target.
    I wonder how many could pass that application!

    NOTE: This application will be rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

    1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________
    2. HEIGHT ____________________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______
    3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
    4. BOY SCOUT RANK______________________________________________ ______
    5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP _________
    6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________________
    If No., EXPLAIN __________________________________________________ _
    7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________________________
    8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _______
    Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A tattoo_________________
    (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
    9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____________________
    __________________________________________________ _____________________
    10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
    __________________________________________________ _______________________
    __________________________________________________ _______________________
    11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
    __________________________________________________ ___________________
    12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend __________________
    13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister?______
    14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
    a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ________
    b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________
    c) A woman's place is in the ________________________________________
    d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________
    e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her ______________
    ( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
    15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________

    I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

    ________________________________________ Signature ( That means your name, moron)

    Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six months for processing. You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)

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