A kangaroo dressed in a kilt goes into a bar and asks for a

[Retro Red]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no charge!"

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?” The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”

[mcclainms72]

All good ones.

[CDNSushi]

A man walks into a bar, and is absolutely shocked to see that the bartender is a horse. Even as he orders his drink he just can't stop staring. Finally the horse says,

"What's the matter, buddy? Don't believe that a horse could tend a bar?"

"No, it's not that," exclaimed the shocked man. "I've been coming here for years and I just never imagined that the cow that used to run the place would ever sell!"

[MacKay71 Wife]

I just finished working eight weeks of Boy Scout summer camp and thought I was done with the jokes for awhile! I was actually missing my kids! Thanks for the laughs! Awesome!