Friday I was shopping with my lovely wife and children at Target. I got a few smiles, mostly people didn't react one way or another. Then two large "Frat Boy"* types in shorts and atheltic T-shirts walked past me and stared. Then started laughing. I felt no anger but suddenly had an insight, a moment of enlightenment, a merest instant of Satori as to the purpose of kilts:
They are idiot detectors!
The kilt causes fools to reveal themselves. We the wearers are now informed and will not waste a moment of our time with those unworthy of our attention.
Cheers
* My apologies to any Fraternity Brothers here for this generalization
Last edited by Panache; 13th August 06 at 03:09 PM.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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