Most Frequent Comment from the Ladies

[bubba]

When I'm asked what the occasion is I usually say "It's (insert day of the week)". Leaves em a bit puzzled, but I suppose most get it eventually.

[Jimmy the Celt]

When I'm asked what the occasion is I usually say "It's (insert day of the week)". Leaves em a bit puzzled, but I suppose most get it eventually.

That's a great response!

[Southern Breeze]

When I'm asked what the occasion is I usually say "It's (insert day of the week)". Leaves em a bit puzzled, but I suppose most get it eventually.

I use that one a lot myself. Thank You is by far the best response to the compliments.

[Wompet]

The most frequent is "I like your kilt." I've only had one girl call it a skirt.
The second is "I had to know!", usually in a somewhat flustered tone.