Bachelor Party

[Kiltedfirepiper]

dont ask how I know these tips :rolleyes: but if you do go kilted, and DO go reg.

1: make sure you put your belt through the belt loops...that way you can unbuckle it and not lose it, also you can slide your sporan to one side and it wont be in the way
2: if you do go reg. LET THE DANCER KNOW BEFORE THE DANCE!!!!!
it could be a good thing to let them know before, course it can be a bad thing if they find out on their own......bad = 86'ed

3: use the old "are your hands cold ?" line if she asks about whats underneath.......you'd be suprised how many of them will blush at that! I NEVER get tired of it
4: have fun and make sure the groom gets alot of attention!! when the girls come to you enjoy their company , but then direct them to the groom and say somthing to the effect that you want HIM to have a real good time because if HE'S having a good time then you would feel so guilty about enjoying the dancers company..........I've been friends with a few strippers in my day( my day meaning before i was married ) if you make it about having fun , and not about whats behind the g-string then they will be more relaxed and end up having fun too !!!
good luck and GO KILTED!!!!!

[davedove]

dont ask how I know these tips :rolleyes:

I've been friends with a few strippers in my day( my day meaning before i was married ) if you make it about having fun , and not about whats behind the g-string then they will be more relaxed and end up having fun too !!!
good luck and GO KILTED!!!!!

Don't worry I know a lot of these tips too. I've been to the clubs before, even this one, but I haven't gone kilted. Well, that's not entirely true, I did go once, but the only dance I got was from someone I have known a while. I've just never been involved with a bachelor party at one.

In my day, I've been friends with a few dancers myself. I have even dated one, but that's another story.

[davedove]

Well, the party went off pretty well. I wasn't a wild and crazy time, but it was fun. We couldn't get too wild, as the guy who threw the party was working as the DJ. In fact, we spent a lot of time playing pool in the back.:rolleyes:

I did get more attention than the groom, but oh well! Several of the young ladies asked the "question", so I made them a deal: I would show them the proper way to do a kilt check and they could find out. Six of them took the offer. I even had a couple of sisters.