Well, it's a good thing there's no more kilts a commin' for 4 long weeks ... it'll take me at least that long to catch my breath. My mind's just realin'!!
What tartan is that? Well, it's the Venemous Swine Pit-Viper tartan, of course!
Why do you have two kilt pins? Them aren't pins, they're fangs!
So where's the rattle on that thing? It's under the kilt.
Please, Mom, I want a snake skin kilt, all my friends have got one!! Sorry, son, there's only one man in the world with a kilt like that and yer name ain't Hamish!!
I love it, Ham! How can any of us really be jealous, somebody has to lead the way, buddy, and you just do the best job of it.
I know I don't need to encourage you to ....
Kilt On.
Chris Webb
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