Most Frequent Comment from the Ladies

[Gary Krueger]

I get alot of "Nice Skirt" from ladies. I'll say in response, "It's a kilt." With out fail they'll say something like, "I know, you really look good in it." Then I'll say, "Well, you can call it anything you want." They blush, I grin and .....

Kilt On.

Chris Webb

Or this response:

D'ya know why they call it a kilt?

'cause of all those what got kill-t
calling it skirt.

If you can have a good scottish accent...it works in a very humeroous way.