Quote Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior
Those are some good ideas. I think that I would like to combine 1 and 5! Imagine the look on the clerk's face at layaway
Double your fun by getting the wife/girlfriend to go along with you and be hanging on you and nuzzling your neck and ear and then, when you ask to put the box of condoms on layaway, have her say something like, "...well, couldn't they open the box and sell us just ONE now and we can come back for the rest another time?"

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AA