Quote Originally Posted by Bob C.
About a year ago, my daughter's girl scout unit had an international day. By luck, her troop got Scotland, so I donnned my kilt and Argyll jacket and went along to aid their presentation.

A little girl from another troop came up to me and asked why I was wearing a "man-skirt." Harmless enough, I figured, so I explained that it was not a skirt, but a kilt, and that men in Scotland wear them. Then, she said, "My daddy says it's a man-skirt." I saw the guy across the room, sniggering and it was obvious he had put her up to it.

So, I said, "Honey, you need to go tell your Daddy he's an idiot." She went back and the sniggering stopped.
HAHA!

Wow, that is priceless!