Dreams become reality...sooner or later.

Keep dreaming!
Feh. If we're talking about dreams, I should be a best-selling comic book artist with a lovely (kilted) husband and 2.3 exceedingly freckled moppets instead of underemployed, haven't had a date in months and the only male that breathes heavily down my neck is my pony Prince.

Trust me you didn't want to be a waitress. Best of luck in your search for gainful employment.
I've been a waitress before. It didn't bother me.

I had to look around and see if you had built a home on my 88 acres. I;ve got the chickens as well as 6 ducks and 8 geese. Morning feeding time is kind of noisy around here. Anyhow, good luck on the job. I do hope you are able to find something closer. I know I'd miss all of my fowl, amd the Virginia farmland where I live.
Yeah, we have seven chickens that follow me around the homestead begging for black sunflower seeds.

I hate it that you can't find a job close-to-home, but look at the bright side. If you do take a travelling position, think of all the X-markers you can meet for kilt nights around the world!
True! I'll have to post my sched so we can plan kilt nights.