Not a kilt check, but what about a check kilt?

[Kid Cossack]

My explanatory skills are apparently insufficiently caffeinated so far this morning. I wasn't talking about a kilt in a check pattern or tartan, me boyo, but about a kilt which could be used to CHECK the quality of the maker's work, or rather, to DEMONSTRATE the quality of the maker's work.

But I figger y'all was just funnin' me anyhow.