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    Kilted Victory

    So, I'm at the local Senior Center to take care of a few things. There's a crowd there eating lunch.

    The husband of a therapist I work with comes up to say hi. He's a few years older than me, retired from high ranking military and corporate worlds, currently sits on our city council.

    Suddenly he's getting everyone's attention with a line like "Hey everybody, watch this" as he bends down and reaches for the bottom of my kilt as if he intends to raise it.

    As his hand neared my kilt I looked down at him pretending to be astounded and said loudly, "Elmer, I thought you were a MARRIED man!"

    Cracked up the crowd and turned his face beet red.

    Gottcha!

    Fun fun fun

    Ron
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    Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
    "I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."

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    That's good.

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    you all can come up with some of the most quick witted comments. Great.


    Brett

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    Thumbs up you are a gentleman

    Reading your post made me think what my own reaction would have been. And I had to think a few minuets. I probably would have jumped so fast and reacted so quickly the words "f** pervert" would have come out of my mouth before I could think.

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    It's an original Elmer "Fudd." I hope Elmer learns quickly! Seems he ought to since he's been up the ranks ladder.
    Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?

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    I think he was looking for a reaction.....just not THAT one and it caught him way off guard Good one Ron.

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    Wicked!

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    ...and the crowd goes wild!

    Cheers
    -See it there, a white plume
    Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
    Of the ultimate combustion-My panache

    Edmond Rostand

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    The seven year itch

    ....just make sure you don't walk over one of those gratings in the pavement, with the hot air rising (like Marilyn Monroe in THAT film!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niblox
    ....just make sure you don't walk over one of those gratings in the pavement, with the hot air rising (like Marilyn Monroe in THAT film!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattoobradley
    That'll haunt my dreams

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