How to explain why you wear a kilt.

[Chef]

The kilt is a recognizable trademark of both a gentleman and a warrior.
Thank you Robin

I really like this one!!

Standard answer from me (when I am not in the mood to play) "I wear if for my business" and then hand them my card.

When asked if I am Scottish (or yes Irish) my standard answer is "no, I'm Vietnamese, why? If you can keep a straight face is just completely throws them off. I would suggest a modified answer if you are, in fact, Vietnamese.

[raindog]

Haha!
"Why do you wear a kilt?"
"Because I'm Vietnamese"
That would throw them off even more!
Of course it might result in brain shutdown, which wouldn't be pleasant :rolleyes:


Jeff.

[beowulf67]

Of course it might result in brain shutdown, which wouldn't be pleasant :rolleyes:


Jeff.

Actually I think that would be pretty funny.