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    Angry human beings ne'er cease tae amaze

    human beings ne'er cease tae amaze an befuddle me....

    a fella checked in last nicht...

    he wuz a bit drunk but no tae bad....(he must have went oot again...)

    this mornin he slept through breccy so ai knocked oan his room an

    woke him oop... he showered then came doon... an checked oot...

    friendly enough...

    weel...

    he vomited a' o'er the room....

    an I mean ALL o'er the room....

    it has taken me hours tae clean the mess oop...


    sae....

    (here is the capper....)

    this afternoon....

    he shows oop a' the door askin if we have anither room fur the nicht....

    !!!???

    :confused: :confused: :confused:

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    Oh noooooooooooooooo!! Were you nice about saying "no?" I certainly wouldn't have been....

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    No Vacancy, it's just that simple.

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    Yes... there's a room available. It's twice the normal rate. Money up front.

    Get the money, then give him the key to the garage and a blanket.

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    He's either got some big STONES hang or no common sense! I'm willing to bet its the latter.

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    There's nowt so queer as folk. Since it seems he didn't even apologise or offer to clean up the mess before he checked out, I think he was stretching the spirit of Christmas a bit too far by showing at your door again asking for another night. Sorry to hear about this, Robertson, not the sort of mess you and Emma want to be clearing up on a Christmas Eve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cessna152towser View Post
    There's nowt so queer as folk. Since it seems he didn't even apologise or offer to clean up the mess before he checked out, I think he was stretching the spirit of Christmas a bit too far by showing at your door again asking for another night. Sorry to hear about this, Robertson, not the sort of mess you and Emma want to be clearing up on a Christmas Eve.

    aye... Emma is workin a' the hospital the day...

    an the twa wee lassies we pay tae clean the rooms refused tae dae it...


    sae, lucky me, got tae clean it oop alone....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tattoobradley View Post
    Oh noooooooooooooooo!! Were you nice about saying "no?" I certainly wouldn't have been....
    ai believe ai said...

    "arr ya oot o' yur f*kkin' mind?"

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    :eek:

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    This brings to mind an incident I witnessed when I was a young man working in a movie theatre. A lad of about 13 or 14 years was waiting to be served at the refreshment counter when he got a funny look on his face. Then he proceeded to vomit all over the floor in front of him - several times. When he was finished, he looked up at the cashier and ordered two hot dogs, a large bag of popcorn and a soft drink! Since I was the new guy, I got to clean it up!

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