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24th December 06, 08:38 PM
#21
 Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
he shows oop a' the door askin if we have anither room fur the nicht....
Well, Robertson, every February we have the Estrella War here in Arizona. We get somewhere between 5000 and 8000 people, and every year we end up with a few who travel hundreds (or thousands) of miles to get here and get absolutely ferschnicket to the point of spending time (and lots of money) at the hospital emergency room being treated for alcohol poisoning.
I'm rarely surprised by human stupidity any more - every time I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing ever, I see something dumber.
The sad part is that too many of them live to reproduce.
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24th December 06, 08:40 PM
#22
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
Man, I worked a hospital detox unit for five years back in the 90s...cleaned up barf most every shift...never ever got used to it...
I've been dealing with drunks for a little over a decade, and haven't ever gotten used to it.
A quick swipe of Carmex or Vicks Vapo-Rub right under the nose works wonders, though. For the smell, anyway. The visual is still pretty icky.
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25th December 06, 03:50 AM
#23
Originally Posted by Caradoc
...
The sad part is that too many of them live to reproduce.
the Darwin Awards come ta mind....
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25th December 06, 07:26 AM
#24
Man, I am so sorry that happened to you. It's a good thing you don't have my temper though. I think I'd have chased him off the premises with one of my swords...
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25th December 06, 10:21 AM
#25
You can only stretch hospitality so far, you should have set Toffee on him
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25th December 06, 01:39 PM
#26
If you hadn't cleaned the room he could have had it again with a sign in the room quoting Proverbs 26:11... 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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25th December 06, 02:30 PM
#27
Originally Posted by McClef
If you hadn't cleaned the room he could have had it again with a sign in the room quoting Proverbs 26:11...
Interesting selection that one,
"Ps 26:11
11 But I lead a blameless life;
redeem me and be merciful to me.
NIV
"
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25th December 06, 04:18 PM
#28
Originally Posted by Caradoc
I'm rarely surprised by human stupidity any more - every time I thought I'd seen the dumbest thing ever, I see something dumber.
.
That just can't be real.
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25th December 06, 04:28 PM
#29
PROVERBS not Psalms Splash...
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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25th December 06, 04:30 PM
#30
Originally Posted by cloves
That just can't be real.
Viral marketing for Nissan's new model....
- The Beertigger
"The only one, since 1969."
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